I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.
I know him and Martin Freeman were tight for a while. Simon Pegg on whether Benedict Cumberbatch is currently single [x]  (via shylocks)

(Source: margaeryys, via wonderlandinmymind)

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*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman)

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